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Most Trees Are Blue — Jaden Smith

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1. Why Is It Always 3 WHY IS IT ALWAYS 3!!!!!

Course: Mathematical Reasoning 102Description: Math can be difficult, but this class teaches an effective shouting technique that should help students arrive at the correct answers.
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Course: Mathematical Reasoning 102

Description: Math can be difficult, but this class teaches an effective shouting technique that should help students arrive at the correct answers.

2. You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands

Course: Anatomy 202Description: The answers to all of life’s questions are in your hands. You can uncover those answers in this hands-only anatomy course. Materials you’ll need: hands.
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Course: Anatomy 202

Description: The answers to all of life’s questions are in your hands. You can uncover those answers in this hands-only anatomy course. Materials you’ll need: hands.

3. How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

Course: Philosophy 101Description: During this course, you will gain a higher (but unnecessary) level of human curiosity. These lessons don't stop at mirrors. If our eyes aren't real, is anything real?
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Course: Philosophy 101

Description: During this course, you will gain a higher (but unnecessary) level of human curiosity. These lessons don't stop at mirrors. If our eyes aren't real, is anything real?

4. Most Trees Are Blue

Course: Intro to Environmental Science Description Forget everything you think you know about trees. You think trees are green? How can you be so sure if your eyes aren’t real? This environmental science course will teach you the truth about soil science.
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Course: Intro to Environmental Science

Description Forget everything you think you know about trees. You think trees are green? How can you be so sure if your eyes aren’t real? This environmental science course will teach you the truth about soil science.

5. Science!!!!!!!!!!

Course: General Science 101Description: This is an entry-level science course. You will learn about science in this course. And you will be enthusiastic to learn about science in this course.
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Course: General Science 101

Description: This is an entry-level science course. You will learn about science in this course. And you will be enthusiastic to learn about science in this course.

6. Jupiter!!!!

Course: Astronomy 300Description: This is an astronomy course with a strong focus on Jupiter. Forget about the other planets for a semester and find out all there is to know about Jupiter.
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Course: Astronomy 300

Description: This is an astronomy course with a strong focus on Jupiter. Forget about the other planets for a semester and find out all there is to know about Jupiter.

7. If A Cup Cake Falls From A Tree How Far Will It Be From Down #JUPITER

Course: Physics 201Description: You will explore a multitude of concepts in this 200 level Jupiter-based Physics course. Never again will you overlook everyday objects and experiences. From baked goods to gravity, you will explore it all.
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Course: Physics 201

Description: You will explore a multitude of concepts in this 200 level Jupiter-based Physics course. Never again will you overlook everyday objects and experiences. From baked goods to gravity, you will explore it all.

8. cryaegr hku.o;cinqtwhrw rwehku.h /ruw

Course: Linguistics 101Description: As the wise Jaden Smith once said, "I Don't Want You Guys To Think Because I Was Born In America That I Speak And Abide By English Grammar. I Speak Jaden, Indefinitely." By taking this course, you will gain effective communication skills in the language of Jaden.
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Course: Linguistics 101

Description: As the wise Jaden Smith once said, "I Don't Want You Guys To Think Because I Was Born In America That I Speak And Abide By English Grammar. I Speak Jaden, Indefinitely." By taking this course, you will gain effective communication skills in the language of Jaden.

9. There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER.

Course: Health & Nutrition 201Description: This course will teach you the basics of health and nutrition, along with the issues concerning health and nutrition in our society. There IS no nutrients, but taking this class will prove that there ARE ways to improve.
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Course: Health & Nutrition 201

Description: This course will teach you the basics of health and nutrition, along with the issues concerning health and nutrition in our society. There IS no nutrients, but taking this class will prove that there ARE ways to improve.

10. You Think You Get It. YOU DON'T. YOU DON'T YOU DON'T!!!!!!!

Course: Senior SeminarDescription: This is a required course that all senior students must take in order to graduate. During your last year of college, you may think you’ve got it all figured out, but you don't. YOU DON'T! YOU DON'T!!!!
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Course: Senior Seminar

Description: This is a required course that all senior students must take in order to graduate. During your last year of college, you may think you’ve got it all figured out, but you don't. YOU DON'T! YOU DON'T!!!!

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