1. When your significant other of five years just broke up with you, and you’re alerted to a brand-new discount wedding dress line.
2. When you’re a vegan, and suddenly you’re looking at a double bacon cheeseburger topped with an egg.
3. When you can barely manage to keep your apartment plant alive, and you’re hit with a two-in-one promo for organic baby food and cloth diapers.
4. When you graduated college seven years ago with straight A’s, and you get an offer to ~finally~ get that degree online.
5. When the thought of running more than 20 feet (to make it into the subway) makes you shudder, and you’re prompted to register for a local marathon.
6. When paying rent for your studio apartment is a struggle, and you’re shown a new luxury housing development near the beach — perfect for a “second home"!
7. When you’re too young to find so much as one stray gray, and an advanced hair loss shampoo pops up.
8. When the closest thing to a vehicle you own is a pair of skates, and you’re being flashed car insurance options left and right.
9. When you’re totally, completely allergic to cats and dogs, and a slideshow of furry faces to adopt pops up.
10. When you're finally in a job you love and feel fantastic about your professional life, and you get an offer to hire a career coach.
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