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Which Of Morgan's Invented Phrases Are You?

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A shortened version of "projectile vomit", you're not only irrelevant to almost all life scenarios, you're also largely disliked and your presence tends to illicit the groans of those around you.

Proj Vom

Apparently it's too tasking to use words like "certain", "positive", or "a hundred percent sure", and like this catchphrase, you're just a subpar replacement for a perfectly normal assurance of certainty and you're better off never having been there.

Hundo P Posi

No one has ever naturally been able to figure out what Morgan is trying to say when she uses this one. But like this phrase, you've managed to confuse people about the simple act of "Hooking Up" by bein a total sloot and putting your nose where it don't belong. Find some chill.

HU (pronounced "who")

Morgan's vocabulary doesn't include the entirety of the word "cucumber", and like this particular vegetable, you're the kind of person who intentionally gets left out of things and still manages to show up anyway.

Cukes

More of a sound than an actual word, Morgan pulled this one out of her butt to describe the face of someone rather unattractive. Was it you she was trying to describe? Yes. The answer is yes.

Schloop

Like this unnecessary nickname for blueberries, you tend to make everyone uncomfortable, and on top of that, you're just plain obnoxious. Find your chill, man.

Bloobs

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Which Of Morgan's Invented Phrases Are You?

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