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12 Signs You Suffer From Soccer Addiction

Sadly, there is no cure. Not to worry, soccer enthusiast — the International Champions Cup is starting on July 24. REJOICE!

1. Your pets have a certain je ne sais quoi that you find comforting.

2. This GIF makes you appreciate penguins on a level you never thought possible:

3. And this looks like the maximum amount of fun that a human could possibly experience:

4. This is your idea of a beach day:

5. Only one thing comes to mind when someone says they know how to "juggle."

6. You take a lot of pride in your ability to cut through a crowded street.

7. You've never been before, but you're sure this is heaven:

8. Sleeping in on a weekend is blasphemy!

9. When you wear a scarf, it has nothing to do with the weather.

10. This is how you celebrate:

11. In the summer, you rock a soccer tan.

12. And the fact that we've called it "soccer" throughout the post is deeply infuriating to you.