COFFEE AFFICIONADO

1. Tea drinkers meditate; coffee drinkers medicate. 2. Tea drinkers are as loose as their leaves; coffee drinkers are as grounded as their beans. 3. Tea drinkers take a break; coffee drinkers need a break. 4. Tea drinkers are high-noon; coffee drinkers are morning, noon and night. 5. Tea drinkers take it slow; coffee drinkers are looking for a rush. 6. Tea drinkers are looking to kick back; coffee drinkers are looking for a kick. 7. Tea drinkers know no time constraints; coffee drinkers know to cut it off by 3 pm. 8. Tea drinkers are about rainy days; coffee drinkers are early mornings. 9. Tea drinkers see the mug half-full; coffee drinkers see it to the bottom. 10. Tea drinkers work outside the lines; coffee drinkers work to meet deadlines. 11. Tea drinkers don’t need caffeine; coffee drinkers would inject it, if possible. 12. Tea drinkers like to stew; coffee drinkers like to brew. 13. Tea drinkers bag it up; coffee drinkers like their sugar in the raw. 14. Tea drinkers like a little flavor; coffee drinkers like it extra bold. 15. Tea drinkers like it piping hot; coffee drinkers like it with the pipe. 16. Tea drinkers are fixing up; coffee drinkers need their fix. 17. Tea drinkers lie down to bed; coffee drinkers need it to get out. 18. Tea drinkers keep thoughts; coffee drinkers keep notebooks. 19. Tea drinkers eat biscuits; coffee drinkers don’t eat anything. 20. Tea drinkers ask questions; coffee drinkers answer them. 21. Tea drinkers are soothing; coffee drinkers are brooding. 22. Tea drinkers can let it wait; coffee drinkers sip their weight in coffee. 23. Tea drinkers do it for the enjoyment; coffee drinkers do it with a purpose. 24. Tea drinkers ponder; coffee drinkers argue. 25. Tea drinkers read; coffee drinkers write. 26. Tea drinkers cross wires; coffee drinkers get wired. 27. Tea drinkers need to relax; coffee drinkers don’t need the laxative. 28. Tea drinkers feel close to home; coffee drinkers are imported. 29. Tea drinkers put their hands around you; coffee drinkers’ are shaky. 30. Tea drinkers come from a box; coffee drinkers have an origin. 31. Tea drinkers are just starting out; coffee drinkers are aficionados. 32. Tea drinkers sip on a moment; coffee drinkers gulp it down. 33. Tea drinkers are strict; coffee drinkers are addicts. 34. Tea drinkers savor the day; coffee drinkers live it. 35. Tea drinkers are romance and fantasy; coffee drinkers are passion and efficiency. 36. Tea drinkers have a preference; coffee drinkers don’t discriminate. 37. Tea drinkers are found in libraries; coffee drinkers are found in bookshops. 38. Tea drinkers spill the milk; coffee drinkers spill the beans. 39. Tea drinkers are imaginative; coffee drinkers are productive. 40. Tea drinkers are high-society; coffee drinkers are low-brow. 41. Tea drinkers blow on their tea, coffee drinkers exhale cigarette smoke. 42. Tea drinkers will double-bag it; coffee drinkers will give you a double shot. 43. Tea drinkers don’t mind it too weak; coffee drinkers don’t mind it too bold. 44. Tea drinkers know what’s buzz-worthy; coffee drinkers know a good buzz. 45. Tea drinkers like fine china; coffee drinkers are fine with paper. 46. Tea drinkers have some spice; coffee drinkers have some bitterness. 47. Tea drinkers steep in their cups; coffee drinkers get deep inside. 48. Tea drinkers simmer just fine; coffee drinkers get heated. 49. Tea drinkers stir the pot; coffee drinkers warm up to you. 50. Tea drinkers comfort you when you’re sick; coffee drinkers comfort you when you’re tired.