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it's entirely possible paul ryan never learned the difference between laughing and screaming
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paul ryan stomps into his house. "nobody bother me for the next 2 hours!" he goes into his basement & just starts slammin his dick in a door
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I bet right now @SpeakerRyan is sitting naked in front of a mirror, eating mayonnaise str8 outta the jar w his hands & sobbing robot tears
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Ayn Rand's ghost materializes in @SpeakerRyan's office. Stretches her labia like pup tent. "Into the death-bag with you." Ryan submits.
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Hey @SpeakerRyan, you up? Or have you been fucked enough for one day?
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.@SpeakerRyan have you tried telling him the leads are weak
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Is it too late to tweet the video for "Everybody Hurts" at Paul Ryan
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When we feel defeated we listen to Paul Ryan. 🙃
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Opinion: Paul Ryan failed because his bill was a dumpster fire https://t.co/3onWkCMzWY via @POLITICOMag
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Paul Ryan woke up this morning & had about 10 happy seconds before he remembered 24 million people get to keep their health insurance
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TRUMP (earlier): I alone can fix it TRUMP (now): It’s the Democrats fault. And Paul Ryan. And Mexicans. And the sun was in my eyes. And
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Paul Ryan stares at the floor. A lone tear meanders down his boyish face. ‘I just wanted poor people to die,’ he croaks. ‘Is that so wrong?’
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Oh the irony that Donald Trump and Paul Ryan have no Plan B
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Paul Ryan sending this shit salad back to the kitchen, hoping his members will eat it if it comes back as a wrap.
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RT if you hated Paul Ryan before it was cool.
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The Paul Ryan workout pics look exactly like when a sketch comedy show tries to pass off an adult off as a kid
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Paul Ryan look like he listen to Kryptonite by 3 doors down on a loop
18. But I've gotta say...
Paul Ryan finding out his life's work is dumb and extremely unpopular has made this week fun
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