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Watch this shrew chew, and tell us he isn't plotting something big:
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Look at this deer, and tell us she's not mentally working through some complicated equation:
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Now observe this stock-image model, chewing something other than gum. Does she look like she's getting much done?
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Gum chewers are sophisticated analysts.
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In fact, gum has been a part of some of the world's most groundbreaking conversations, probably.
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You can just tell some deep thoughts are happening here:
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For real, though. Evidence suggests chewing gum could even improve your mood and cognitive function.
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Aside from that, gum chewers are smooth players.
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Hey, stock model. Do you think the ladies are impressed by your rose chewing?
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Nobody is as badass as a gum chewer.
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So don't even try to tell someone chewing gum that they don't run this joint.
