11 Signs You Might Actually Make A Pretty Good Private Investigator

Between your investigative instincts and your mom's driving, you'll be unstoppable! Get ready for So Help Me Todd, Thursdays at 9/8c on CBS.

So you're thinking about becoming a private detective? The first thing you'll need is a firm understanding of the law.

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As a detective, you'll need to understand the laws of the land inside and out to know when your suspects (or you) are breaking them.

And even with your firm understanding of the law, you're still going to need an attorney on call.

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It helps if she's a really good lawyer. And it helps even more if she's your mom!

A good P.I. also has a network of trusted people who can help out when they need it most.

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You can't do the job without caring about your clients (and sometimes you end up caring about the suspects too). 

If you're gonna make it as a private detective, you'll need to be savvy with technology.

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And just as a general rule of thumb: Try to avoid illegal wiretapping and/or forgery!

...And good communication skills are EVERYTHING.

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Clear, concise communication is the key to getting the answers you're searching for... Unless you're talking to your mom. Then all bets are off.

A professional look will open doors for you.

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When in doubt, let your mom dress you...especially if she's also your boss and lawyer.

Show up to work every day ready for adventure.

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In a typical day as a private eye, you may find yourself in the middle of an action-packed, adrenaline-fueled adventure (or a 15 mph car chase). Be ready for anything!

Your extraordinary problem-solving abilities will serve you well as a private detective.

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P.I.s love puzzles, riddles, and problems that need solving. And sometimes your mom is the only one who can help you solve them!

Never forget: A private eye is guided by honesty and integrity.

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Of course, the job also requires you to...bend the truth once in a while (or dozens of times a day). But you gotta do what you gotta do, right?

Patience is also a prerequisite for any investigator.

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You'll need the patience of a saint to succeed in this business. And if your mom is on a stakeout with you, you'll need triple that!

But most importantly, a good private detective needs someone who has their back no matter what...

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On second thought, your mom might actually be the perfect partner after all.

Don't miss So Help Me Todd, Thursdays at 9/8c on CBS.

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