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    6 Things That Deserve A Golden Globe More Than "Emily In Paris"

    I hate this show! This is for the editorial fellowship.

    1. Middle Parts

    I gotta say, Gen Z is on to something with this whole middle parts thing...

    2. The Bagger at My Local Ralphs

    His name is Jose, and he always has a smile on his face. What a man.

    3. Snake Plants

    You barely have to do anything for them, it's incredible. Mine lives in my room with no natural light, and she is THRIVING!

    4. Joke Voicemails

    I'm starting to think I might hate the show "Emily in Paris".

    5. The Woman Who Explained That You Are Supposed To Pronouce "Paris" In a French Accent So It Rhymes

    The show still sucks, but I do like the title more now.

    6. Last But Not Least: Abby Govindan @abbygov

    The woman who is claiming to be the creator of "Emily in Paris" on twitter. What a performance!