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Are you more of an Evil Emily, Callous Cassidy, Killer Kaitlyn, or Naughty Nicky?

Which Westmount Woman Are You?

What are you having for dinner?

Do you like nature?

What is your ideal offspring?

Where do you feel most at home?

What is your favourite beverage?

How many \*reusable\* water bottles do you own?

How clean is your room?

What's your favourite animal?

What is your go-to binge watch?

Who is your Waterloo mom?

AKA Shark Girl, AKA Sass Masta Cass, AKA chipmunk foster mother. You've mastered sarcasm to the point where people are always questioning whether you truly hate them or just moderately hate them. Similar to Kaitlyn, you are also a purveyor of useless facts, though yours are much more useless. Your roommates bully your life choices using fridge magnets, but you're over it (maybe). Your perpetually broken face and lack of breathing abilities have become part of your identity.

Cassidy

The one with the rotating hair colour, you can be in your room for hours making no noise and pretending you don't exist, leading your roommates to check the snapchat map to determine if you're home. Your perpetual bronchitis makes you sound like a gremlin, but it's all about the aesthetic. Everyone knows you're drunk when you start to communicate via "shushs" and you eat bell peppers like apples, so you're just a plain ol' weirdo.

Emily

You mastered the art of surviving off of plain bagels with cream cheese, and you probably have scurvy. You have a one-of-a-kind style of organization, described by others as "severely messy," but they just don't get it. Shrek is your soulmate. People can always come to you for facts about serial killers, but they will probably leave with nightmares. You're still waiting for a version of tinder that matches you with single cats in your area.

Kaitlyn

As the quiet savage, you are always cheering for the white people in the movies and only date people who are related to you. You love to hear about the Walkerton water crisis (not) and are an encyclopedia of \*useless\* plant facts. You hold the title of "best chef" at Westmount because you are the only one who actually makes real dinners on a regular basis. You are Kaitlyn's mother, so I hope you're ready for the lifelong responsibility of feeding her vegetables.  
\*described as useless by Kaitlyn

Nicky

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