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    19 Times Linda From "Bob's Burgers" Proved She's The Best TV Mom

    "No boys, no parties, no summoning spirits."

    1. When she wasn't afraid to talk about death with her children.

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    Linda: When I die I want you to cremate me and throw me in Tom Selleck's face.

    2. When she had some rules about staying home alone at the house.

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    Linda: No boys, no parties, no summoning spirits.

    3. When she kept on making food for Tina...but then kept on eating it.

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    Linda: Tina will be OK. I made her a PB&J, she said she didn't want it. So I ate it. She was still sad so I made her another PB&J. She didn't want that one either, so I ate it.

    4. When she was the best personal cheerleader.

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    Linda: Tina-bean-a, time to get ready for school.

    Tina: More like school needs to get ready for me.

    Linda: Love it! Love the confidence.

    5. ...like, seriously, the best.

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    6. When she passed her secrets down to her son.

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    Gene: So how do you predict things mom? How do you do it?!

    Linda: I kinda close my eyes and an image appears in my brain.

    7. When she loved her grandchildren, no matter what form they came in.

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    Louise: I named it...Jezebel.

    Linda: Aw. My little grand-doody.

    8. When she helped Tina navigate womanhood.

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    Linda: Only strippers shave above the knee.

    9. When she wasn't afraid to be tough.

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    Linda: Don't you tell me not to have a crap attack! I'll have a crap attack any time I want!

    10. When she crashed a sleepover.

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    11. When she only asked one thing from her daughter.

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    Linda: Tina, dance with Mommy.

    12. When she gave some solid advice.

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    Linda: And Tammy can go sit in syrup. Let the bees get her.

    13. When she made sure "mom" was in as many words as possible.

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    14. When she explained how drinking works.

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    15. When she kindly asked her family to look out for her.

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    Linda: Oooh, mini croissants! No matter what I say, stop me when I've had 16.

    16. When she said goodnight to her babies.

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    17. When she taught her kids how to have a good time.

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    Linda: Could I get that margarita on the rock rock rocks? Could I get salt all around that rim rim rim rim?

    18. When she claimed authority over all.

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    Linda: I am the alpha turkey.

    19. And finally, when she gave her family all the love she had inside her Linda body.

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    Linda: (pained grunting) Oh, I love my family!