1.
When he told everyone his New Year's resolution:
2.
When he showed off his literary prowess:
3.
When he talked about his secret chair plan:
4.
When he was not suspicious at all:
5.
When he knew how to speak "pirate code":
6.
When he "revealed" his age:
7.
When he had some tips about worms:
8.
When he ate an ice pack:
9.
When he directed us all to his website:
10.
When he was really invested in scuba diving:
11.
When he didn't need any help with his tombstone:
12.
When he talked a lot about the Loch Ness Monster:
13.
When he definitely, 100% was wearing a costume:
14.
When he talked about his cult experiences:
15.
When he handed Jim a $3 bill:
16.
When he played hooky:
18.
And finally, when he gave his keys to the nonexistent valet: