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The Newest NSFW "Fifty Shades Darker" Trailer Is Basically Just A Sex Scene

Don't try this in your local elevator.

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The newest clip is basically just a sex scene. Note: This is not a complaint or a critique — it is just an important fact.

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Things start out normal with Christian and Anastasia having a nice, romantic dinner. But because this movie is about sex and not food — please, someone make a food version of Fifty Shades — Christian soon tells her to "Take 'em off."


In the end, I hope we've all learned two things from this trailer: You will have to go see the movie in theaters on Feb. 10 to see what they do after they get out of this elevator and, more importantly, be wary of entering any elevators after Feb. 10.