Here Are All The Funniest Tweets From The "Bachelorette" Premiere

    *everyone when Colton said he was a virgin*

    Casey Rackham
    by Casey Rackham

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    Sarah Hanlon @SarahHanlon_

    Colton: *breathes* Me: #thebachelorette

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    emily @emgiese

    Why does Chris look like crazy roommate Eddie from friends #TheBachelorette

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    3.

    Cameron @camhope329

    Me: I wonder who the villain of this season will be The male model: *starts talking* Me: oh. There he is. #TheBachelorette

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    Michelle Collins @michcoll

    The most satisfying moment of tonight’s premiere #TheBachelorette

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    magdacious @magdaciousss

    Jordan every time someone else gets a rose #TheBachelorette

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    6.

    Derek Peth @PethDerek

    Let’s do the damn... #TheBachelorette

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    Emma Gray @emmaladyrose

    John: I made the app for Venmo! Me: I have Venmo! #TheBachelorette

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    Bachelor Burn Book @bachelorburnbk

    BRB, putting "attached to me is professionality" on our LinkedIn profiles. #TheBachelorette

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    Claire Fallon @ClaireEFallon

    will: i have a harry potter tattoo. me: lame. this is lame. will: here's what it means in latin. me: #TheBachelorette https://t.co/mcEgemj1Sw

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    Brett S. Vergara @BrettSVergara

    HOW COULD YOU KEEP JORDAN, THE-OFF BRAND KEN DOLL, AND LET GO OF ADORKABLE GROCERY JOE #TheBachelorette

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    kathleen @kathleen_hanley

    me showing up to shop at joe’s grocery store in chicago #theBachelorette

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    12.

    Kate Marks @bambi0921

    Ok but it’s expecto patronum , not expecto patronus #TheBachelorette

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    13.

    lauren dennis @l_laaurenn

    Everyone when Colton said he was a virgin: #thebachelorette

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    14.

    Duchess of Suschex Mix 👑 @TanyaMiecy

    Me trying to figure out how Colton is a virgin? #TheBachelorette

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    15.

    Bachelor Night in America @ABCDTheBachelor

    When someone’s not even wearing a pocket square. #TheBachelorette

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    16.

    Bach Bracket @bachbrack

    “Should I tell Becca he’s not here for the right reasons..?” Every other guy - #TheBachelorette

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    17.

    Cristen Post @cristenpost

    60/40 guy: “I can’t believe the chicken got a rose over me” bitch the chicken was willing to cross the road #TheBachelorette

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    18.

    Amanda Schultz @Andi_M_Schultz

    We just gunna act like Alex didn’t grow out his hair and come back on the show? #TheBachelorette

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    19.

    Megan Heiser @MWooldrik

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again...NAMETAGS! #TheBachelorette

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    Sarah Wainschel @Swainsch

    The literal creator of VENMO is standing in the room and Becca is giving her attention to a man who took her fishing in a pool. Ok. #TheBachelorette

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    21.

    Sarah Beth Wall @sarahbefff

    This chicken dude is literally over here like #TheBachelorette

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    22.

    Saroja @yoitssaro

    Me watching all the black men get chosen first #TheBachelorette

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    23.

    Brett S. Vergara @BrettSVergara

    A guy named “Chase” might be here for the wrong reasons???? #TheBachelorette

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    24.

    evelyn🌹 @evlynmoshi

    me trying to decipher EVERYTHING that’s happened this entire season based on the previews #TheBachelorette

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