All you need to know about how this season is going for me is that it's Week 7 and I still accidentally call Clayton...Colton. Sorry, ABC — but this is your fault!!!
Anyway, the only thing better than the show are the tweets, so here are some of the best from last night:
1.
They look like twin brothers about to pitch a questionable business on shark tank. #TheBachelor
2.
“It’s not fair that some women are getting two one on ones and some haven’t had any” #TheBachelor
3.
Sarah: *gets a second 1-on-1* Mara: #TheBachelor
4.
Me: I hate drama Me, when I see drama that doesn’t involve me: #TheBachelor
5.
The women rn listening to Mara and Sarah #TheBachelor
6.
Clayton: Thanks for sharing your trauma with me here’s the centerpiece from a Midwest wedding #TheBachelor
7.
So the interns put some twinkle lights in a jar and Serene says it’s one of the nicest things anyone’s ever done for her? #TheBachelor
8.
The last four Bach nation casts watching these women go from Croatia to Vienna when all they got was their versions of La Quinta #TheBachelor
9.
People watching #TheBachelor right now
10.
You can’t tell me these are not the same people 😧 #TheBachelor
11.
The Princess Diaries 2 (2004) #TheBachelor
12.
They’re actually doing the promo picks for Susie’s Bachelorette season lol #TheBachelor
13.
When one girl gets to go shopping and the rest of you have ABC mandated therapy #TheBachelor
14.
if there’s one thing i know that girls like to do on a date, it’s go to surprise therapy #thebachelor
15.
Feel like these ladies need another therapy session to unpack and process being ambushed by couples therapy #TheBachelor
16.
“Why are you nervous?” “I haven’t spent >20 minutes alone with this man and now I’m going to get psychoanalyzed in front of him” #bachelor #thebachelor
17.
HAVING PEOPLE SHARE TRAUMA IS NOT THE SAME AS ASKING THEM TO GO OUTSIDE THEIR COMFORT ZONE #TheBachelor
18.
she can’t tear those walls down because she literally just met you and that counselor #TheBachelor
19.
Clayton: calls Genevieve an actress, doesn’t give her a 1-on-1, puts her on a 2-on-1, spends almost no time with her. Also Clayton on this therapy: “so why can’t you open up to me?” #thebachelor
20.
Clayton when Genevieve wouldn’t trauma dump on national tv #TheBachelor
21.
Let’s get Gabby and Justin on a date. They could have a whole darn conversation without speaking a word #TheBachelor
22.
I feel like we haven’t talked about Gabby’s expansive vocabulary enough. #TheBachelor
23.
The Therapist dropping the "somebody was Faking" line before dipping out of the show forever LMAO #TheBachelor
24.
The "therapist" causing chaos on this group date: #TheBachelor
25.
Women: Shanae is bullying people Clayton: Women: Sarah said you cried Clayton: #TheBachelor
26.
Me after feeling bad for Sarah last week #TheBachelor
27.
“I feel like you were just trying really hard to cry” I- #TheBachelor
28.
NOT CLAYTON CALLING OUT SARAH FOR FAKE CRYING..WHERE HAS THIS MAN BEEN ALL SEASON #TheBachelor
29.
“i think you’re fake crying” “i just don’t believe you” #TheBachelor
30.
CLAYTON CALLING OUT SARAH’S FAKE CRYING STOPPPP MAYBE HE DOES HAVE A BRAIN #TheBachelor
31.
I can’t be the only one that sees it #TheBachelor #TheBachelorABC
32.
I didn’t think anything was worse than the hoodie & blazer combo…until I witnessed the quarter zip & blazer…🥴 #thebachelor #TheBachelorABC
33.
This man will wear anything under a blazer EXCEPT a dress shirt. #TheBachelor
34.
ARE WE ACTUALLY GOING TO FINISH THE SAME WEEK IN ONE EPISODE??? WHAT IS GOING ON?? #TheBachelor
35.
two rose ceremonies in one episode!?? what is this, CHRISTMAS!!?? 😍#thebachelor