Only True "Parks And Rec" Fans Will Understand This Alphabet

    You won't learn this alphabet in a stupid, useless library.

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    Casey Rackham
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    A is for Accountants

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    The only people who will ever think that Ben is the coolest person in the room.

    B is for Bacon (and eggs)

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    As in, all of it.

    C is for Calzones

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    Pizza's more attractive and tastier cousin.

    D is for Duke Silver

    NBC / Via Netflix

    Ron Swanson's jazz saxophone-playing alter ego who is irresistible to almost every woman.

    E is for Eagleton

    NBC / Via Netflix

    The regrettable town where Leslie Knope was born when the Pawnee hospital was overrun by raccoons.

    F is for Fart Attack

    NBC

    The technical term for the way Jerry almost died.

    G is for Galentine's Day

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    The day of the year female best friends should celebrate each other.

    H is for Harvest Festival

    NBC / Via Netflix

    A wonderful Pawnee event that is absolutely not cursed.

    I is for Ice Town

    NBC / Via Netflix

    The winter sports complex that bankrupted Partridge, Minnesota, and caused 18-year-old Ben Wyatt to be impeached as mayor.

    J is for Jean-Ralphio

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    A man-boy who is terrible at ending raps on a rhyme.

    K is for Knope 2012

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    The only campaign that matters.

    L is for Li'l Sebastian

    NBC

    The best miniature horse that ever lived.

    M is for Mouse Rat

    NBC / Via Netflix

    Andy's band, formerly known as Scarecrow Boat.

    N is for Network Connectivity Problems

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    The accurate diagnosis for everything and anything.

    O is for Orin

    NBC

    A professional lurker.

    P is for Pawnee

    NBC

    Literally the best city in the world, and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. Not even signs.

    Q is for Queen of the Gays

    NBC / Via Netflix

    The name you get when you accidentally marry two male penguins at the zoo.

    R is for Riddles

    NBC

    One of the only things that makes Ron smile...and giggle.

    S is for Snake Juice

    NBC / Via tvfanatic.com

    As Donna says, it's "basically rat poison." Also, it's the type of alcohol that makes Ron Swanson dance like this.

    T is for Treat Yo Self

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    Say it with us... "The best day of the year!"

    U is for Uteruses

    NBC / Via picturequotes.com

    The thing that is obviously way more important than "duderuses."

    V is for Vegetables

    NBC / Via Netflix

    Like its relative, salad, it's a type of food that only rabbits eat.

    W is for Waffles

    NBC

    The part of life that always comes before work and sometimes comes before friends.

    X is for X-ray

    NBC

    An obvious synonym for "microwave."

    Y is for Ya' Heard? With Perd

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    The talk show hosted by a man who has never said no to a good introduction.

    Z is for 'Zerts

    NBC / Via Netflix

    The only word any of us should ever be using when we order dessert off of a menu.