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Only True "Parks And Rec" Fans Will Understand This Alphabet

You won't learn this alphabet in a stupid, useless library.

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A is for Accountants

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The only people who will ever think that Ben is the coolest person in the room.

B is for Bacon (and eggs)

As in, all of it.
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As in, all of it.

C is for Calzones

Pizza's more attractive and tastier cousin.
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Pizza's more attractive and tastier cousin.

D is for Duke Silver

Ron Swanson's jazz saxophone-playing alter ego who is irresistible to almost every woman.
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Ron Swanson's jazz saxophone-playing alter ego who is irresistible to almost every woman.

E is for Eagleton

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The regrettable town where Leslie Knope was born when the Pawnee hospital was overrun by raccoons.

F is for Fart Attack

The technical term for the way Jerry almost died.
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The technical term for the way Jerry almost died.

G is for Galentine's Day

The day of the year female best friends should celebrate each other.

H is for Harvest Festival

A wonderful Pawnee event that is absolutely not cursed.
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A wonderful Pawnee event that is absolutely not cursed.

I is for Ice Town

The winter sports complex that bankrupted Partridge, Minnesota, and caused 18-year-old Ben Wyatt to be impeached as mayor.
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The winter sports complex that bankrupted Partridge, Minnesota, and caused 18-year-old Ben Wyatt to be impeached as mayor.

J is for Jean-Ralphio

A man-boy who is terrible at ending raps on a rhyme.
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A man-boy who is terrible at ending raps on a rhyme.

K is for Knope 2012

The only campaign that matters.
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The only campaign that matters.

L is for Li'l Sebastian

The best miniature horse that ever lived.
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The best miniature horse that ever lived.

M is for Mouse Rat

Andy's band, formerly known as Scarecrow Boat.
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Andy's band, formerly known as Scarecrow Boat.

N is for Network Connectivity Problems

The accurate diagnosis for everything and anything.
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The accurate diagnosis for everything and anything.

O is for Orin

A professional lurker.
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A professional lurker.

P is for Pawnee

Literally the best city in the world, and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. Not even signs.
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Literally the best city in the world, and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. Not even signs.

Q is for Queen of the Gays

The name you get when you accidentally marry two male penguins at the zoo.
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The name you get when you accidentally marry two male penguins at the zoo.

R is for Riddles

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One of the only things that makes Ron smile...and giggle.

S is for Snake Juice

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As Donna says, it's "basically rat poison." Also, it's the type of alcohol that makes Ron Swanson dance like this.

T is for Treat Yo Self

Say it with us... "The best day of the year!"
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Say it with us... "The best day of the year!"

U is for Uteruses

The thing that is obviously way more important than "duderuses."
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The thing that is obviously way more important than "duderuses."

V is for Vegetables

Like its relative, salad, it's a type of food that only rabbits eat.
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Like its relative, salad, it's a type of food that only rabbits eat.

W is for Waffles

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The part of life that always comes before work and sometimes comes before friends.

X is for X-ray

An obvious synonym for "microwave."
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An obvious synonym for "microwave."

Y is for Ya' Heard? With Perd

The talk show hosted by a man who has never said no to a good introduction.
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The talk show hosted by a man who has never said no to a good introduction.

Z is for 'Zerts

The only word any of us should ever be using when we order dessert off of a menu.
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The only word any of us should ever be using when we order dessert off of a menu.

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