ICYMI, SparkNotes has a hilarious Twitter account where they just share literary memes all day.
Asking someone out on a date - Nerve-wracking Disappearing for 5 years and acquiring a large fortune through unscrupulous means, then buying the mansion across the bay from the girl you love - Mysterious - Very cool - Involves jazz
And they have some AMAZING Pride and Prejudice ones. Here are some of the best:
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Nobody: Mr. Darcy: https://t.co/xsMFoqpTUA
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Darcy's first proposal to Elizabeth
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Darcy to Elizabeth https://t.co/24qTPNYLsR
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Lady Catherine de Bourgh: Miss Bennet, are you engaged to Mr. Darcy?! Elizabeth:
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Netherfield Park: *is let at last* Mrs. Bennet:
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[Mrs. Bennet voice] I love all my children equally. Jane, Lydia, Kitty, Mary, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Elephant
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Everyone else: Can’t wait to get my inheritance one day! The Bennet sisters:
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Wickham introducing himself to Elizabeth
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Mr. Collins: You know, when you repeatedly reject my advances, it makes me think you don’t actually want to marry me. Elizabeth:
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Darcy: "You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you." Elizabeth:
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Darcy when Elizabeth rejects his first proposal
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Mrs. Bennet: "If you go on refusing every offer of marriage in this way, you will never get a husband at all!" Elizabeth:
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Everything Jane Austen lied to me about: https://t.co/aSXIKVJWlb.
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IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT PRIDE AND PREJUDICE? TBH = tolerable, but (not) handsome ILU = impertinent lizzy! ugh OTP = oh, the proposal? DM = derbyshire milita WTF = wickham's the fraud! WOW = (in) want of (a) wife ILY = I love you ILYMA = I love you most ardently