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    17 Jokes For People Who Love Food 100% Of The Time And Humans 0% Of The Time

    Food > talking to other humans.

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    Left hand is steering, the other is gripping your thigh

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    *walks up to microphone during wedding reception* *taps on mic; everyone smiles* "Anyone that doesn't want their cake, pass it to me please"

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    *spots cute guy* *smiles coquettishly* *walks over, leans in, gingerly places mouth to his ear* CAN I HAVE YOUR LAST MOZZARELLA STICK?

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    13. Tell me now:

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    Me: Look, I love you, But I made exactly the amount of cheese & crackers I want to eat right now. Wife: But I only... Me: EXACTLY the amount

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