18 Times Paris Geller Proved She’s The Funniest Character On “Gilmore Girls”

She can't help but say what she's thinking.

1. When she revealed just how many enemies she has:

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2. And when she revealed which enemies you really need to be on the lookout for:

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3. When she uttered the phrase "come and get it":

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Paris: I went there, he lit a fire, we did it. And in the moments just before the act, we were actually discussing modern-day Marxism in America, which is not what I would've deemed a "come and get it" sort of conversation.

4. When she drank too much and "drunk Paris" came out to play:

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5. When her insults got quite pointed:

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6. When her suggestions for feeling better were not good suggestions at all:

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Paris: Please remember that I am your editor. I am not your mother or your hugger. If you need some love, get a hooker. If you're having a bad day, find a ledge or a way to deal. My door is not open to you. Ever. You have five minutes to enjoy your cookies.

7. When she had some words for a well-known author:

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8. When she had no time for games:

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9. When she tried to spice up spring break:

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Paris: We're not trying hard enough. We came here to do spring break, and we are going to do spring break.

Rory: Well, what else do you suggest we do?

10. When she spoke her truth at graduation:

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11. When she had a few choice words for Logan:

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12. And then when she still had more to say to him:

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13. When she practiced Krav Maga with her sweet, sweet Doyle:

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Paris: Attack on 3.

Paris and Doyle: 1...2...

Doyle: Steinbeck! Steinbeck!

Paris: That's not your safe word!

Doyle: I know. It's "Saroyan."

Paris: You've been practicing behind my back. I love you.

14. When she went from rich to poor in one day and became a changed woman:

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Paris: Karl Marx has come alive for me today. I never understood what he was yammering about before. Now it just seems so wrong that those who control capital should make their fortunes off the labor of the working class. I bet you the Romanovs never RSVP'd either.

Rory: I hate her.

Paris: I hate the rich. A hard rain is gonna fall, you know what I'm saying?

Rory: I really hate her!

Paris: They should die.

15. When she dealt with death:

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16. When she couldn't care less about sports:

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17. When she practiced — yes, practiced — dancing with Doyle for a dorm room party:

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18. And, finally, when she was just straight-up Paris in all of her glory:

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