1.
A piece of fabric that helps you hide things under your bed: $378.
2.
You know, just a clear plastic organizer: $128.
3.
Trash cans that are slightly fancier than wicker: $248.
4.
A gray pillow to match your gray life: $198.
5.
A piece of wood with metal that you have to build yourself: $188.
6.
A fancy-ish piece of wood for food: $110.
7.
And, literally, just a piece of wood with pegs: $168.
8.
A glorified stuffed animal that you can't even play with: $168.
9.
One single balloon: $68 and your manual labor.
10.
A wool blanket for your child who can't even speak yet: $130.
11.
These I-Don't-Care-But-I-Care black leggings: $138.
12.
A cotton and polyester gray shirt that you're probably going to use as pajamas: $138.
13.
Just regular metal tweezers: $35.
15.
A shapeless blend of polyester, wool, cotton, and elastene: $352.
16.
A single knob (again, just one): $38
17.
A half-painted coat rack: $348.
18.
A headband that could've been made by your friend who's trying to get into crafting: $85.
19.
A hair clip that you will definitely step on and break: $26.
20.
This block of cement: $198.
21.
This teeny-tiny white plastic clock: $168.
22.
A toilet brush that will most likely come into contact with literal shit: $98.
