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The satisfaction I get from that one grain of rice standing tall on the rest of the rice is all I need to survive.
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And, come on, just watch as those suds cascade down Mulan's silky locks.
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AND LOOK AT THIS VELVETY LIPSTICK GLIDING ACROSS HER LIPS.
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AND THIS EYELINER. THIS BEAUTIFUL EYELINER SWISH.
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But also, don't forget about this perfect curl she adds to her 'do once all of her makeup is on.
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Seriously, there's just something so calming about all of these beautiful colors circling into a straight line.
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And, honestly, I don't even care that she's making a mess because that's a PERFECT puddle of tea.
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Ugh, look at how cleanly she wipes off her makeup. I mean, that takes skill.
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Someone hand me a sword because I need to cut my hair off this swiftly.
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Just look at those locks fall to the ground!!!
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OH, THESE BOWS AND APPLES ARE OUT OF CONTROL.
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If this isn't one of the most oddly satisfying things you've ever seen, then I don't know what is.
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And don't even get me started on this water cascading over Mulan.
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AND LOOK AT THESE SWIRLS OF WHITE SNOW STAMPEDING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN.
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Basically, Mulan is the best movie ever...for many reasons.
