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    21 Hilariously Savage Lucille Bluth Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

    Man, she really hates Gob.

    1. When she 100% believed her only daughter:


    2. When she took a stand for herself:


    3. When she trusted her son's intelligence:


    4. When she told her family her death wishes:


    5. When she impressed an entire bar:

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    Waiter: Can I get you anything else, ma'am?

    Lucille: No, thanks. I have to get back to rehab.

    Man: She's in rehab!

    *crowd cheering*

    6. When she loved her children equally...almost:

    Lucille: I love all my children equally.

    *earlier that day*

    Lucille: I don't care for Gob.

    7. And when she still didn't love Gob the most:


    8. And one more time when she really didn't like Gob that much:

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    Lucille: Anyway, it's a party, and I want the whole family there.

    Gob: We're having a party?

    Lucille: No.

    9. When she proved that she had been inside a grocery store at least once before:


    Lucille: I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?

    10. When she honestly had a very tough day:

    11. When she had a healthy discussion with her daughter:

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    Lucille: I don't criticize you. And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

    12. When she threw Buster a party out of love:


    Michael: I still can't believe he's going into the army.

    Lucille: You know, he's doing it just to spite me.

    Michael: Then why are you throwing him a party?

    Lucille: Just to spite him.

    13. When she gave Lindsay some job advice:

    14. When she didn't have time for silly questions:

    15. Or ridiculous accusations:


    Lucille: If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.

    16. When she cared about her children's personal belongings:

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    Lucille: I happen to be a more caring mother than most.

    Buster: Where's my bed?

    Lucille: I put it in storage. I guess you'll just have to decide which Lucille you want to spend your night with!

    17. And when she cared about their feelings:


    Lucille: You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.

    18. When she told her son bedtime stories:

    19. When she showed her humor through her laughter:


    20. When she started her morning with a balanced breakfast:


    21. And finally, when, once again, she really didn't care for Gob at all:


    Gob: What are you doing? You wanna hang out?

    Lucille: Why are you trying to get me out of the house?

    Gob: I just thought we could hang out.

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