Books·Posted on May 25, 202024 Tweets About Classic Literature That Will Make You LaughThese jokes are a breath of fresh Eyre.by Casey RackhamBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail The classics are great...but so are jokes about the classics. If you like what you see, click through and follow your favorites to make your Twitter timeline a happier, funnier place! 1. elle in tokyo @ellewasamistake editor: this better not be like last time kafka: it's a coming of age story editor: ok kafka: about a boy who's changed, but his family won’t accept him editor: i'm listening kafka: because he's changed into a bug editor: there we go kafka: like a real big fuckin bug 11:13 PM - 10 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Avery Edison @aedison DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin! DORIAN: Can I hide it? DEVIL: Well, yes, but— DORIAN: And there are no other consequences? DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul! DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture. 12:22 AM - 18 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Traci Shepard @ta_Shepard | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| (\___/) ( ಠДಠ) / づ |_____| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / づ The Portrait of Dorian Gray (1890) 05:50 AM - 23 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. josh @punished_picnic my 2 month old: i cant sleep daddy i’m afraid of frankenstein me: haha dont you mean frankenstein’s monster my 3 month old: i do not. personally i find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you 07:47 AM - 07 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. elvish presley @_elvishpresley_ wife: I wish you'd stop bringing your work home with you Dr Frankenstein: he has a name wife: DOES HE 01:07 AM - 06 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. yohana desta @yohanadesta no one: jay gatsby: https://t.co/EGPTO5kW8l 11:39 PM - 06 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. old sport @stories4coffee When 2020 rolls around catch me calling all my best friends “old sport”. My inner Jay Gatsby is about to pop off. Might fuck around and throw parties for an unrequited love. Might die in a pool. Who knows. It’s the 20s, bby. 09:24 PM - 07 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. kate @kate_stumpss the green light from great gatsby was from a juul 07:52 PM - 12 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Elle Hunt @elle_hunt 169 years since Tolstoy bought the unnecessary horse 12:16 PM - 25 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright Stay past the credits of Little Women to see Jane Eyre step out of the shadows and tell Jo, “I’m putting a team together.” 02:51 AM - 28 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jennifer Morrow @jenniferemorrow The most depressing part of LITTLE WOMEN (1869) is not when Beth dies but when Jo's short story wins a prize of $100, reminding any fellow writers reading the book that freelance rates have remained roughly stable SINCE THE RECONSTRUCTION ERA 02:25 AM - 27 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. giabuchi @jaboukie no holden caufield but people do be kinda phony 09:34 PM - 30 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Ross Daniel Bullen @BullenRoss PUBLISHER: So it’s got vampires? BRAM STOKER: Yes. PUBLISHER: Sex? BRAM STOKER: Yes. PUBLISHER: A lunatic asylum? BRAM STOKER: Yes. PUBLISHER: It needs something more. BRAM STOKER: [scratches head] A… a cowboy? PUBLISHER: Fucking sold. 04:13 PM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. The Library Owl 🎄🎅🦉 @SketchesbyBoze boys always assume that sending nudes is what grabs a gal's attention, when what really grabs their attention is the patronage of the esteemed lady Catherine deBourgh. 05:35 PM - 03 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. SparkNotes @SparkNotes Lady Catherine de Bourgh: Miss Bennet, are you engaged to Mr. Darcy?! Elizabeth: 04:09 PM - 14 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. lev ! @levraanan can’t really figure out a way to phrase this but mr darcy really is like.... a reverse manic pixie dream girl huh. like, a manic pixie dream girl for women. a depressed elf nightmare man. 02:49 AM - 14 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Andrew Fowler @fowlerism ME: I will now give my Moby Dick presentation as a rap TEACHER: I specifically told you not to d– ME: His palms are sweaty, Queequeg's harpoon heavy, there's something on his sweater already, spermaceti 01:29 AM - 25 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Kristen Hanley Cardozo #COLA4ALL @KHandozo Today I picked up Great Expectations and was suddenly struck with the knowledge that Miss Havisham is probably not very old at all, actually, so I looked it up, and at the beginning of the book, she is, according to Dickens' notes, "scarcely forty." 11:43 PM - 15 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Austin Gilkeson @osutein There are two wolves inside you. One is Virginia Woolf. The other is Beowulf. You are an Introduction to English Literature syllabus. 07:53 PM - 09 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Gee Aitch Cee @Scriblit ME, SOBBING: Please, Emily, you can't give all your 100 characters the same 4 names EMILY BRONTE: *points* That's Earnshaw Linton. *points* That's Cathy Heathcliff. *points* Heathcliff Linton. *points* Cathy Cathy. *points* Earnshaw Cathy Jr. *pause* And they're all GHOSTS. 10:13 AM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. iain robertson @yoiain you: let’s get this bread j.d. salinger, an intellectual: let’s catch this rye 11:28 PM - 06 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. SparkNotes @SparkNotes ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ still aren’t over the fact that Odysseus’s dog waited for him for 20 years, saw him one last time, wagged his tail, and then died ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ 06:16 PM - 10 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor her: my fantasy is eating whipped cream off each other, what’s yours JRR Tolkien: *big breath in* 02:35 PM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Alléy Manyol @ScHoolBoy__A Personally, I feel Romeo and Juliet could’ve handled the situation better 12:17 PM - 10 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite