1. When he was a big ol' G-O-S-S-I-P:
2. When he really, really wished he had gotten into that one thing that ended up going big:
3. And when he got into that one thing that didn't end up going big:
4. When he was amused by the little things:
5. When his curiosity had literally no shame:
6. When he showed off his dirty mind:
7. When he knew he wanted to go out with a bang:
8. When he lied to make himself look better:
9. When he was confused but proactive:
10. When he had a good joke and just couldn't hold it back:
11. And then when he had another dad joke:
12. When he was more concerned about his food than his son saying the wrong name at the wedding:
13. And when he was more concerned with his food than his anniversary party:
14. When he drank condensed milk out of a can:
15. When he couldn't wait to show off his magic trick:
16. When he forgot about his first grandchild:
17. And when he lost track of his second grandchild:
18. And finally, when he showed off his hip dance moves:
