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24 Times Joey Tribbiani Lived In His Own World On "Friends"

You sweet, beautiful man-child, you.

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20. When he showed off his intelligence by using big words:

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Monica: It doesn't make any sense.

Joey: Of course it does! It's smart! I used the thesaurus.

Chandler: On every word?

Joey: Yup.

Monica: All right, what was this sentence originally?

Joey: Oh, "They are warm, nice people with big hearts."

Chandler: And that became "They are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full-sized aortic pumps"?

Joey: Yeah, yeah, and, hey, I really mean it, dude.


22. When he missed the point about how condoms work:

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Chandler: What do you got in here? Magazines, Doritos...condoms?

Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate Earth.

Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?