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23 “Friends” Jokes That Will Make You Say “Ugh, I Really Love The Internet”

"If a woman tells me she just wants to be friends I say ok but I get to be Rachel."

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1. Well, well, well:

2. "Friends":

[NBC boardroom, 1994] "So what's the show about?" Friends "ok, and what's it called? Friends "I love it, when do you start filming?" Friends

3. Won't let it go:

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't convince him that Ross and Rachel WERE ON A BREAK!!!


6. Those dots:

ME: of course i have fuh-er-ee-eh-nn-duh-ss DOC: are u refering to the tv show f•r•i•e•n•d•s ME: yeah DOC: u dont hav to pronounce the dots

8. Dibs:

if a woman tells me she just wants be friends I say ok but I get to be rachel


9. I'm fine:

my life is that episode of Friends where Ross drinks all those margaritas & keeps telling everyone that hes fine when he clearly isn’t fine

12. Can't ignore the facts:

[taking FRIENDS quiz] 7. Which character do you most identify with? Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character? Ross


13. Normal day:

Just eating my sandwich directly off this dirty ass public fountain that I filled with plastic ducks

14. Gal pal Rachel Green:


17. Good question, tbh:

Whose proposed more, nick from the bachelor or Ross from friends? 😭#TheBachelorFinale

18. Poor, sweet Matt LeBlanc:

19. Valid:

The most unrealistic part of friends isn't the apartment it's when they order only one pizza for three people.


21. Good work, Pheebs:

i can't believe phoebe buffay invented calling guys daddy

22. No friends:

Someone called me yesterday and said, "Hello, is this Ross" I said " no it's Chandler" And they hung up. So much for trying to be Friends.

23. And finally, this:

Whoa just realized F.ross R.achel I.oey E.obe N.onica D.andler S.ome friends