17 Things That Were Maybe Going To Kill You In 2015

A compilation of all the scary AF headlines from the past year.

If you were anywhere near the internet this year, chances are you read some scary shit about how you were going to die.

Here's a sampling of the things that were projected to kill you in 2015:

1. Eating delicious bacon

Volodymyr Krasyuk / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com / Via theregister.co.uk

2. Just your life in general

Digital Vision / Via kxan.com

3. Getting drunk

Caracarafoto / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com / Via news.nationalpost.com

4. Eating like crap

wildpixel / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com / Via utahpeoplespost.com

5. Getting lots of sleep

Dario Lo Presti / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com / Via nypost.com

6. Going to work

Jacob Ammentorp Lund / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com / Via rollingout.com

7. Wearing flip-flops

Kenishirotie / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com / Via nbcphiladelphia.com

8. Going to music festivals

Rawpixel Ltd / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com / Via cosmopolitan.com

9. Driving without a higher education

Hemera Technologies / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com / Via carcomplaints.com

10. Having breast implants

kaspiic / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com / Via her.ie

11. Literally just watching TV

g-stockstudio / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com|African%20Ethnicity|113736|Ethnicity/f=CPIHVX/s=DynamicRank / Via usatoday.com

12. Most foods apparently

Vrabelpeter1 / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com / Via cosmopolitan.com

13. Being an overweight 18-year-old

saje / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com / Via well.blogs.nytimes.com

14. Running

Jupiterimages / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com|African%20Ethnicity|113736|Ethnicity/f=CPIHVX/s=DynamicRank / Via mensfitness.com

15. Being born on a weekend

maros_bauer / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com / Via lexology.com

16. Living near racists

RomoloTavani / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com / Via timeslive.co.za

17. Being trolly on twitter

moodboard / Getty Images / thinkstockphotos.com / Via uproxx.com

SO stay safe out there in 2016!

Nickelodeon / Via fuckyeahreactiongifs.tumblr.com