1. Taking off your shoes in front of new people is... a lot.
2. Because sometimes (often), people point out that your second toe is much longer than your big toe.
3. It may take a little while for people to realize, but once they do, they're all "OMG YOUR TOES!"
4. You can feel people staring at it.
5. You might have an irrational fear of sandals.
6. Heels can cause major anxiety, too.
7. But nothing infuriates you more than peep toes.
8. Finding stylish shoes that fit in general is a STRUGGLE.
9. So you often settle, shove that long second toe into whatever will do, and end up walking like this:
10. Until you take off those toe-scrunching shoes at the end of the day.
11. You're probably used to your long second toe being blistered and bruised.
12. Also, hammertoe is the absolute worst.
13. Even if you see a podiatrist, you probably ignore their footwear suggestions.
14. You've accepted that your toes kind of look like knuckles...or a child's fingers.
15. Pedicures can be your best friend...
16. ...But they can also be your mortal enemy.
17. And orthotic inserts are the best friends you're embarrassed to have.
18. Birkenstocks have you like "Yas!"
19. Tevas? Throw your feet in the air like you just don't care!
20. You feel a sense of camaraderie with long-toed celebrities.
21. And even though people might find your toe strange, you know it only makes you special.
