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25 Things That Will Make Tall People Say "Nope"

You say "cropped pants," we hear "Bermuda shorts."

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1. Trying on jeans without having an emotional breakdown.

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2. Moving around in the miniature closet that is an airplane bathroom:

3. Standing in the front at concerts without feeling the crushing weight of guilt:

4. Your shoe size being available anywhere, in stores and online.

"Sorry, we don't have anything bigger than a 10."
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"Sorry, we don't have anything bigger than a 10."

5. Participating in limbo or any other crouching-related activity:

6. Sleeping in any random bed without worrying if you'll fit:

7. Buying purposefully "cropped" or "ankle" pants.

Lol those are Bermuda shorts on us.
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Lol those are Bermuda shorts on us.

8. Sitting comfortably in any bus/plane/train seat.

9. Shopping online for clothes from a new store.

99% chance it won't fit our limbs.
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99% chance it won't fit our limbs.

10. Showers that actually begin above your head.

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11. The idea that "oversized" or "long" anything will be oversized on you.

12. Bathroom stalls that you can't awkwardly see over.

13. That high school rule where your shorts/skirt had to be as long as the length of your arms.

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14. Standing in the front of group photos.

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Never gonna happen.

15. Standing in a group photo without crouching or squatting.

Gonna be a headless body, no doubt.
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Gonna be a headless body, no doubt.

16. Long-sleeve sweaters and sweatshirts that actually fit your arms.

WHAT?
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WHAT?

17. Dresses STILL being dress-length when you try them on:

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Oh hello extra-long shirt that shows my buttcheeks.

18. Borrowing clothes or shoes from your friends.

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Nope, not gonna happen.

19. Not sticking out like a sore thumb from every other person at any bar, party, social function, etc.

20. The concept of "hemming" clothes:

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21. Getting through one day without someone commenting on your height:

22. Wearing heels without people getting annoyed/mad/having ALL the feelings about you wearing heels:

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23. Looking up to speak to someone:

24. Seeing your entire body reflected in a normal-sized mirror:

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25. Relaxing with your entire body submerged in a bath:

It's either the upper body or legs. You can only choose one.
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It's either the upper body or legs. You can only choose one.

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