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27 Faces Anyone Who’s Tried To Eat Healthy Will Recognize

What is this, a serving size for ants?

1. When you walk past a display case full of pastries:

2. When you remember what you planned to eat for dinner and it’s mostly leaves:

3. When you order one of those healthy pressed juices and then you taste it:

4. When all your friends ask why you can’t just cheat a little:

BECAUSE.

5. When you pour the actual suggested serving size of cereal into your bowl:

Suggested serving size for a small child?

6. When the cashier at Whole Foods tells you how much your bag of seven items costs:

Is this kale made with gold?

7. When you try to enjoy yourself at a party but you know there’s buffalo chicken dip in the room:

8. When you’re out enjoying a delicious, healthy dinner and someone at another table gets nachos:

9. When you try to substitute spaghetti with spaghetti squash:

10. When you realize you have a jar of Nutella in the back of your cabinet and you are faced with a decision:

~Hello~ it’s me.

11. When you’re just minding your own business and you catch a whiff of fast food:

“Oh no, I’m OK, I just have a twig in my eye, hold on.”

12. When you find a piece of old candy at the bottom of your bag:

13. When you order your burrito in a damn bowl instead of a warm, soft tortilla:

Excuse me while I gently weep and nibble on this biodegradable cardboard.

14. When you pretend to be a badass drinking straight liquor, but really you’re crying inside because you gave up soda and this is gross:

15. When you make it through one week without junk food:

16. When you buy a bunch of fancy new healthy cooking gadgets but you have no idea WTF you’re doing:

“IS THIS A BLENDER ATTACHMENT?”

17. When you finally figure out how to make the most delicious salad of all time:

18. When you bring that delicious AF salad for lunch and all your co-workers get pizza:

19. When you wake up to the smell of someone cooking bacon:

“IS THAT YOU, GOD?”

20. When you just sit around thinking of a world full of butter, refined sugar, and simple carbs.

21. When you ask the waiter for a side of broccoli but your heart is screaming mac ‘n’ cheese:

22. When someone says they admire how strong and healthy you’re being:

23. When you accidentally snap at someone while in a hangry rage:

“I AM FINE. JUST FINE.”

24. When there’s a birthday at the office and you walk by the half-eaten cake sitting in the kitchen:

25. When your friends say they’re leaving the bar to go get pizza:

“HEELLLOOO FROM THE OTHERRR SIDEEEE…”

26. When you finally start to not hate kale and realize healthy eating can be delicious, too:

You’ll get through this.

27. …BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER DOUGHNUTS.

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