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23 Things Every Tall Woman Never Wants To Hear Again

Tell us how we make you feel tiny one more time.

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1. "I feel tiny standing next to you!"

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That's really adorable, especially the part where we feel like André the Giant.

2. *looks at feet* "Wow, you're this tall with flats on!"

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Yes, our height is in fact 100% natural.

3. "Wait, you can't be over 6 feet — let's stand back to back."

No no no no no.
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No no no no no.

4. "You definitely don't need to wear heels."

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Please, tell us more about how our shoe choices affect your life.

5. "Crouch down for this picture so I don't look as short."

How about a big bowl of NOPE.
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How about a big bowl of NOPE.

6. "You're tall but not TOO tall."

Literally what does that even mean?
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Literally what does that even mean?

7. "I'm like 5'8", so I totally understand."

Stay in the 5'9"-and-under lane, please.
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Stay in the 5'9"-and-under lane, please.

8. "I wish I was as tall as you!"

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So you want to constantly hit your head on stuff, never be able to find clothes that fit, and deal with crazy stares and questions about your height every day, too?

9. "You could be a model...you know, height-wise."

No, just no.
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No, just no.

10. "You shouldn't complain about being tall."

Well it won't stop until the world changes to fit us, literally.
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Well it won't stop until the world changes to fit us, literally.

11. "I've never been with a tall girl before."

Make it more obvious, we dare you.
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Make it more obvious, we dare you.

12. "OMG I come up to your belly button!"

We can literally crush you.
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We can literally crush you.

13. "It must be really hard finding a taller man/woman..."

And who says that's a requirement for us to be happy?
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And who says that's a requirement for us to be happy?

14. "That skirt/dress is so short on you."

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Nah, our legs are just too long for the world to handle.

15. "It must be so hard finding clothes that fit!"

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Our constantly exposed ankles agree. Just look at them right now.

16. "Do you like being a tall woman?"

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Do you like making things awkward?

17. "I want your legs."

"I want your legs" "Please give them to me" Me: okay let me just saw them off for you

Not sure how that would even work, but let's just chop them off and we'll see!

18. "All my exes were under 5-foot-3..."

Probably better to leave that detail out.
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Probably better to leave that detail out.

19. "I have a huge thing for tall girls."

We have a thing for people who don't reduce us to our height.
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We have a thing for people who don't reduce us to our height.

20. "Could you grab that for me?"

It's way more fun to sit back and watch the struggle.
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It's way more fun to sit back and watch the struggle.

21. "You must've played basketball or volleyball..."

Tall ≠ coordinated.
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Tall ≠ coordinated.

22. "Can you stand in the back? You're blocking my view."

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Why must we always be banished to the last row?

23. "How tall are you?"

Ask us one more time.
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Ask us one more time.