DO: Make it official by making a statement.
DON'T: Ask her out on Instagram.
DO: Buy her roses from the flower lady/guy who sells them at the corner freeway exit.
DON'T: Surprise her with a carnation and baby's breath bouquet.
DO: Learn how to dance so that you can break off your Latina shorty on the dance floor at the next family party.
DON'T: Be antisocial around her family and friends.
DO: Eat...A LOT.
DON'T: Say you're on a diet.
This is just the dating phase, guys. Imagine how much harder it is when you're married to a Latina.