1. Make a resolution.
2. Regret making that resolution.
3. Forget you should be paying attention.
4. Get easily distracted.
5. Fail to do the right thing.
6. Try to hold it all together.
7. Occasionally treat yourself.
8. Make poor last-minute decisions.
9. Daydream about life.
10. Try to "do culture".
11. Try really hard to make more effort.
12. Bemoan the British weather.
13. Bemoan the British weather.
14. Try to "do fashion".
15. Always delay the inevitable.
Take life less seriously, have more fun and live like the Captain! Captain Morgan #livelikethecaptain.