1. This genius way to finally eliminate the world of lukewarm food:
2. This thrifty way to get fit AF:
Gyms should offer a membership package where you pay for everyday that you don't go.
3. How to ensure we can finally, truly eat the entire bag of popcorn:
4. This trippy way to approach birthdays:
5. How to end the sweat-inducing anxiety that comes with handing over your phone:
6. This brilliant way to prepare for job interviews:
7. This app where you'd right-swipe on pretty much everyone:
8. How we could make time machines pay for themselves:
9. How to finally end discrimination against people with an awful memory:
10. This argument for calendar reform that's basically porn for perfectionists:
11. This holiday we desperately need, like, right now:
12. This classification system that just makes sense:
13. This prank, coming soon to a world near you:
When you take life less seriously, you have more fun. Live Like the Captain with Captain Morgan.
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