13 Things That Ain't No One Got Time For Anymore

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1. Flyers.

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It's like trash that hasn't been told it's trash yet.

2. Spinny wheel thing.

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If it didn't waste so much energy spinning, maybe it could actually load!

3. "Cash only."

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The magnetic stripe card was invented in 1960. Let's speed things up, folks.

4. Plays without intermissions.

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Is this even LEGAL?

5. Cable companies and their three-hour "windows."

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Better take an entire day off work.

6. Articles that are only available in the print edition of the magazine.

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Must not be a "must-read."

7. Long lines at the grocery store when you finally concede to buying that magazine.

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The words "express lane" are thrown around a lot these days...

8. TV shows that aren't available online.

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Fast-forward me through this nightmare!

9. Email signatures that are so long you have to scroll.

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If it contains a fax number, it's 10 characters too long.

10. Verbal directions.

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"Yeah yeah yeah, but can you just drop a pin for me?"

11. Slow texter-backers.

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Might as well have just walked to their house and told them in person.

12. Long-winded texters who don't utilize emoji.

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Words make you smart, but emoji make you cool.

13. Photos that must "develop."

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"Instant" didn't exist before Instagram.

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