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11 Things You'll Only Understand If You Prefer Shots To Cocktails

Some people just prefer shots over beer or a cocktail — and those people are awesome! In fact, Captain Morgan has something just for them: Cannon Blast, a delicious shot perfect for celebrating life.

Captain Morgan Cannon Blast
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1. You secretly judge people who prefer fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas.

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Unless you're on a beach or stuck in a tiny rainstorm, there's no reason for those umbrellas to be near your drink.

2. You always order shots for yourself and your friends when you're out.

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'Cause you're also super generous.

3. And sometimes you'll even buy a shot for a stranger.

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Which is a great way to make new friends!

4. You never need a chaser when you take a shot.

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But you're so embarrassed when your friends do.

5. And you think mixers are even worse than chasers.

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You hate the thought of watering down an already delicious shot with regular old soda.

6. Bartenders love you because you always know just what to order.

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You never just stand there wondering what to order. And they don't have to muddle leaves or use the blender to make you happy.

7. Your friends all think you're secretly judging them for ordering fancy cocktails.

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Really, you just don't put up with nonsense — like fancy cocktails with silly names.

8. And you're not ~really~ judging them.

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You're just being you.

9. And the fact that you'd rather have a shot doesn't mean you're not also super responsible.

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You're actually an expert at balancing your work with friends and family.

10. In fact, you love getting your beauty rest.

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Maybe even more than your friends do.

11. And finally, you know that shots are the perfect drinks to toast with.

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Whether you're toasting to a big win at work or just to the weekend.

Start celebrating life more with Captain Morgan Cannon Blast.

CAPTAIN MORGAN CANNON BLAST. Caribbean Rum With Spice And Natural Flavors. 35% Alc/Vol. Captain Morgan Rum Co., Norwalk, CT.