1. You secretly judge people who prefer fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas.
2. You always order shots for yourself and your friends when you're out.
3. And sometimes you'll even buy a shot for a stranger.
4. You never need a chaser when you take a shot.
5. And you think mixers are even worse than chasers.
6. Bartenders love you because you always know just what to order.
7. Your friends all think you're secretly judging them for ordering fancy cocktails.
8. And you're not ~really~ judging them.
9. And the fact that you'd rather have a shot doesn't mean you're not also super responsible.
10. In fact, you love getting your beauty rest.
11. And finally, you know that shots are the perfect drinks to toast with.
CAPTAIN MORGAN CANNON BLAST. Caribbean Rum With Spice And Natural Flavors. 35% Alc/Vol. Captain Morgan Rum Co., Norwalk, CT.