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Did US Steiner schools not have the same obsession with hessian and cheesecloth as aussie ones?
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Forever a nerd - you got number 7 wrong too. It’s ‘take the heat feel the flow cause you’re ready to burn and we’re ready to go’.
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So accurate I am channelling old childhood rage right now. People insisting on touching it, springing it.
Saying ‘wow your hair is great, can I straighten it?’ is like saying: ‘I love you. now change.’ -
What the actual fuck?
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Carrot one-sie carrot carrot one-sie
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Response to How Well Do You Know “The Simpsons”?:
19/20
I had no idea Cletus even had a last name. -
Response to 24 Incredible Yarnbombs From Around The World:
As someone who lives in Melbourne, I can confirm that there is yarnbombing coming out the wazoo here.
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You know what I hate? Articles that purport to list things but don’t do it in a consistent way. You are getting paid for this. Here are some solutions.
1. Google some images of actual grammar and spelling mistakes, make sure those are all legitimate mistakes and not satire. List them. Laughs ensue.
2. Google some images that satirise grammar mistakes. Make sure they are all satire and not actual mistakes, now. Good. List them. Impressed and knowing laughs ensue. See, that way you can use all the images you found without looking like you’ve just uploaded a non-curated google image search. You’re welcome. Oh and feel free to get shitty with me. Because that is what mature people do with criticism when they ‘write’ things for a living. -
Response to Things You Miss About Being A Kid:
Yeah, I swear I’ve seen this.
But then, that’s how I feel a lot of the time here. -
Response to The 25 Most Tragic Deaths In Geekdom:
Wash is not dead. I refuse to acknowledge that movie as canon. Even if it means putting my hands over my ears and going ‘lalalalalalala!’
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Yeah, My mum taught at a different school. And even though my stepdad taught at my school, it was a small close-knit alternative one so it was fairly common for teachers kids to go there. So, raised by two teachers and still not at all applicable.
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Response to 10 Biggest Summer Jams From 1998:
Ermagerhd! Nernties!
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Response to Six Funny Ads Where Someone Dies:
Gonna just put this here.
youtu.be
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Response to 31 Unmistakable Signs That You’re An Introvert:
There is more than one kind of introvert, so in some aspects this is correct. I’m just going to leave this here:http://www.truity.com/test/type-finder-personality-test
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Response to 27 Signs You’re Definitely An Aussie:
This is made of fail. I thought you guys were hiring Australians? Try a little harder next time. This should be ‘things people who aren’t australian think about Australians’.
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Response to Quiz: How Annoying Is The Smith Family To You?:
Honey badger doesn’t give a fk.
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Response to 50 Things That Look Just Like Your Childhood:
OMG the 90’s!!11!! You never hear about this stuff. Not here, not anywhere. This original content is blowing my mind. I better sit down.
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Response to Russia Has The Worst Kid Slides In The World:
Apparently poverty is funny.
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Response to What Was Your First Email Address?:
cattica@chickmail.com which no longer exists. But I think when we first got the internet in 1997/98 I just used my mum’s account, since she didn’t know how to use it anyway. I didn’t know enough people who actually used the internet then so it’s not like I had lots of people to email.
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Duh.
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Yeah, I’d still rather read a real book. And I’m someone who owns a Kindle. I just feel alienated and weird once I finish a book on a kindle/computer. Like I’m not sure how much I’ve read and where I’ve been. It lacks a past that I’m used to in the form of real pages. But then, I feel the same way about analog clocks versus digital.
I’m not saying I won’t continue to buy ebooks and read them, but they aren’t books to me in the same way. I don’t enjoy them as much. -
Response to The “Law & Order” Prosecutor Hotness Rankings:
Angie Harmon should totally have been higher up. But no complaints here on Alex Cabot- she will forever be number 1 in my heart.
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Response to 13 Worst Famous Man-Perms Ever:
The best part about this stupid article is watching the writer lose his shit over the comments.
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I love Jane and Maura so hard. They need to get together.
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Response to 14 Biopics That Could Be Coming Soon — Or Not:
Janet Jopler or Janie Jimplen?
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Response to Cat Adopts Baby Bunny:
Cute for now. But it should still watch its back.
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There needs to be harsher punishment for animal cruelty.
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Response to This Might Be The Worst Teenager On Instagram:
Yep.
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Yeah, Chris Carter had to firmly insist and insist he wanted Gillian Anderson. The network was reluctant.
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Response to Who Would You Rather Be Friends With In High School: January Jones Or Christina Hendricks?:
Christina. Don’t even need to think about this one.
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Response to The 11 Worst American Remakes Of British Shows:
I still feel rage at the way they tried to make a US version of Spaced without any consultation with the creators. Laughable if it wasn’t so insulting. There was also an attempt at doing a US Red Dwarf that died quickly.
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Response to The Case Against Fans:
How condescending can you get?
What I really want to do is respond in kind: TL;DR. -
All I can think of now is Fonzie.
‘Ayyyyyy!’ -
The tragedy of not knowing what malteasers are.
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I feel so bad for the cat and I’d never subject mine to this.
But I’ve also never laughed so hard. -
Response to 12 Movies Curious Gay Kids Watched In The ’90s:
*’gay presumably cismale kid’
Queer women watch films too. -
Response to The 10 Weirdest Film-To-TV Adaptations:
The beetlejuice cartoon was awesome.
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Response to The 10 Weirdest Film-To-TV Adaptations:
The Beetlejuice cartoon rocked like hell. You have no taste.
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Response to The Truth Behind "Duck, Duck, Goose":
Now we know what the inspiration was for Alien.
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I love him. Well done.