Mashable got Fight Club author, Chuck Palahniuk, to present a child-friendly version of his book, and it's absolutely amazing.
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Fight Club 4 Kids has all your favorite classic characters, like the crazy insomniac of a narrator...
... And his spiky-haired (potentially non-existent) BFF, Tyler Durden!
Now Tyler acted as a, shall we say, motivational speaker for our young narrator.
Because the boys loved "flicking and pinching" each other, they created their very own club devoted just to that!
And thus, THE HORSING AROUND CLUB WAS BORN.
And let's not forget, every club needs it's own set of rules!
Also Jared Leto makes an appearance, so that's cool.
And even after hours of being beaten and roughhousing with others, everything ended up fine.
