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Sunbathing: Expectation Vs. Reality

Spoiler: Tanning kinda sucks, guys.

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Reality: Your face paint melts after just an hour, leaving you looking like some modern art project. If that lad did come over, he’d think you looked a little bit weird.

Reality: Twenty minutes in, and you’re not only bored, your skin is dry as hell. Seriously. You leave a trail of flaked skin behind you like you’re a snake. Unless that was the advert you were going for, in which case, you nailed it, sister.