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"New construction or preowned? Condo, townhome, or house? City or burbs? Do we really need a half bath? Decisions, decisions, decisions..."
"So what credit score do I need to have in order for you to swipe right?"
"FHLI? IAD? GDS? P.I.T.H.? You just put those letters together randomly, right?"
"Oh, you called dibs, huh?"
"Shoulda known! Certain cameras are known to add 1,000 square metres."
"Fine! You can have it! I really didn't want a picturesque family home on a quiet street with good neighbours and extra closet space anyway!"
"Will it fit through that door though?" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Dear Mr. Landlord, can I pleeeeeease go month to month until i close on my house????"
"Are we lowballing them? Is that reasonable? Is this above market price? OMG! What do we do?!"
"So this is mine, but I'm not allowed in it? What is this closing you speak of?"
"Please 🙏 don't 🙏 find 🙏 anything 🙏 wrong 🙏."
$$$$$ le sigh $$$$$
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