Some secluded island off campusMay RatchetSmith HELLSix feet under...Lichfield
123456THERE ARE INFINITE MOVEMENTS!
D I C CAn uncrustableDeviled EggsA Peanut Butter Sandwhich *eating noises*The BFA Diet of vending machine snacks of course!All I drink is Naked juice
Try acting for a few years and end up in a Dominos somewhereBe the token Black guy in the reboot of FRIENDSGet to Broadway and ALMOST win a Tony...Fufill every open casting for a child's roleWhat degree?Join a Shakespeare Repertory companyBecome the kween of Door County
Every dance! I'm a dancer first!A Thing Called LoveAfrican DanceSugar Rum CherryBroadwayDog. Cat. Bird. Oh. My!How does one dance?I can duckwalk?I haven't danced since the accident....
Lunchtime is one of the worst times of day for me?There's a man lurking in the underbrush?The government requires that there be a minimum number of raisins in raisin bread?You think you know everything about black people because you screwed some black guy?Billy is coming to town?You never goddamn came home for a goddamn visit goddamnit!?The word 'no' became like a Polish village: unpronouncible.
"What happened to me as child that makes me want to hurt people?""I'll break you in half like a rotten stick!""What? Do you want to teach the class?""I'll come over there and slap that grin off your face!""I'm not mad....just dissappointed.""My shows are Cadillacs because they run."
Pee on the side of some buildingDon't drink but your here for the laughsI don't show upAre there department parties in Maryland?General partying behaviorGet a little too crossfaded
Which BFA Acting Class Of 2020 Are You?
Do you have an affinity for killing hermit crabs? Can you put on a flawless Bostonian accent? Are you really an 86 year old cat lady trapped in a teenage body? You might just be Tess Bents!
You got Josiah! The young star sent to grace UWSP from the Broadway of the Midwest, UW-Whitewater. Bask in his chocolatey glory. Or his passive aggressiveness.
You got Karley Shitdigger - uh...I mean Scheidegger. She's sweet, and she's sassy, yes gawd.
Do you want to be mediocre? I'm not talking about good or excellent... just, middle of the road. B- kind of guy. Well, I think Dakotah Brown is your man.
The daughter of Bernadette Peters and Mr. Shubert themselves, future EGOT winner, Elena Cramer.
If you frequently get anxious and make an unnecessary amount of gasping and exasperated sounds, Michaela Kraft might be your kind of woman.
Are you a lovable twink? Do you think you know everything about black people because you screwed some black guy? You ain't got no sense, Lula. Our resident acting 'gay'.
The man, the myth, the legend - you got Johnny Stang. He got Cole kicked out of the department but...that's none of my business....
RIP you stars.