almondsToppersBenny'sJalapeño cheddar cheetosPizza off the side of the roadPeanut butter and jellyBskis in my bedany kind of pizzaLos PosHomemade pizzaCheese quesadillaI don't drunk eat!!!!!
Library dance floorStill out at barsGetting a boy to buy you pizzaDoing CokeSmoking weed with dudesFacetiming in the Phi Mu BathtubMaking a boy walk you homeChi PsiChi PhiATOBae's HouseI'm always home, my bed is bae
BobsLa RezGoodfellasHes Notwherever i can danceLibraryTopoFRATSBack BarCFDBack Bar on TBT
MiaMy momElyssaLauraMonster MamsLindseyBFBitchesNobody, I'm the nice one
1020+54781one dick forever and alwaysdepends if you're counting the ones I don't rememberDW bout itYou'll never know
More SexNo More Drunk FoodNo More Fast Food?!?!... (lol like that's gonna happen)Exercise Once a WeekDon't Blackout and Be BitchyMake Less Bad DecisionsNo More Throwing UpGet a Big BootyBe a Nicer Person (and keep not being a side ho)Be able to Fit in my Wedding DressGym to get Ready for Cruise BodBlackout more!!!
going to classnot having a boyfriendnot wanting to go to cfdsomeone calling me a drama queenschool workthe shitty pop musicsomeone making me go to a cocktail i don't want to go toKylie not responding to my snap selfiesLee the Landlordnot liking beerUNC being bad at sportsanything
tequilawinepicklebackstwisted teavodka sodagood beerginbarefoot pinotlos pos margsbeer bongsvodka + miohonestly, anything with alcohol in it
DabJujuAwkward hands in the air, raise the roofrandom arm movementsspongebobbump and grindgrind so hardcrank that soulja boythe wormThe look across the room and point someone outYou'll find me at the DJ stand requesting Akon
Most likely to shot gun a beer faster than a frat broMost Likely to be Voted Out of the ChapterBest example of SYFI (Senior Year, Fuck it)Most Likely to be Missing in the MorningMost Likely to be Gossiping with Younger GirlsMost Likely to Get Kicked out of a CocktailMost Likely to go to SpaceDating App QueenMost Likely to get married in the Phi Mu Chapter RoomMost likely to be tagged in Instagram about dogsMost Likely be Complaining about Social EventsMost Likely to need a Getaway Car
Which HBIC Of The 12 Are You?
You come off as chill af, but deep down you’re the least chill of all. The desire to be stubbornly anti-social is the name of the game for you. Your eyebrows are your number one priority in life and your ideal man is a home grown italian boy or one of your many ATO bfs. You keep trying to be a nicer person but you’ll always stay a hoe on the low, sneaking outside to throw up after you take too many shots.
Have you done your squats for the day? You’re a wanna be Queen Bey and the only thing stopping you from dat ass is good food deals — mainly on Pizza or Chick Fil A. Sometimes you become emotionally attached to TV shows, but otherwise you’re working on your hipster vibe and reminiscing on waking up with gum in your hair on new year's day or smoking doobies while in tanning your backyard. Don’t let the yo pro act fool anyone though, long live the nervous fin and DKE hookup phase.
Congratulations! You didn’t know, but you have 11 beautiful children because you are the mom of the group. You are a rare college human, able to drink alcohol in a nonbinging manner and look presentable 95% of the time. You sometimes get confused on when to wear dress clothes and would jump off a bridge for a puppy, but at least your hair is dry and coffee is in your hand.
If you are a professional stalker or instagram photo editor you’re in the right place. And if you’re not making out with one cousin.. you’re probably making out with the other! You are not only a class A dancing queen, but your roommates would agree, you’re an even bigger drama queen. In North Carolina you might be a low key psycho, but land in NY and it’s a whole new drunken mess story. Yeah, it’s annoying when your parents lecture you that you’re an alcoholic, so good thing you’re a pro at making them pick you up blackout at 4am. Regardless, you don’t really care if anything else happens to others because, if we’re being honest, it’s hard to be happy for other people.
If your entire mood is determined by UNC sports, then you're in the right place! You're the queen of the lowkey black out, except that one time at the Netflix cocktail--sorry old Chicago! Either way, you're always ready for tequila shots and a quick "don't be a bitch" chant. You may have a hard time saying the word boyfriend, but that doesn't mean you don't love the perks of your relationship (cough cough FLOATO). You love to fight and never miss a chance to call someone on their shit, but you also can't hang up the phone without saying I love you. You really round out the group as the token 6 foot bully.
Thanks for taking your time from jujuing and taking shots of mint rum to read this. Sometimes it takes a lil while for people to break out of their wild shell, but for you it took a little too long and now it’s take to make up for it. That means going out every night and being a boss ass wing woman… but still making time to watch vines until your eyeballs melt.
You, my friend, are the real life Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi. You once were a straight up nerd, nose spray on hand and everything. Now, you have transformed to a low-key nerd that only snort laughs on occasions. You are a part of the “shocked I have a boyfriend” club because if you’re not in the lab snapping cheesy puns, you’re sprawled over a toilet throwing up from smelling alcohol. You are queen of using men for free food dates to 411 West and once dressed as a baked potato.
Is your thumb tired? Then IT’S A MATCH! Dating apps are your best friend and singing karaoke Sugar We’re Going Down is your backup career. If you’re not at Sephora or Sun Tan City you’re probably being fed a frozen pizza in camo sheets. Waking you up in the morning is similar to waking a polar bear up from hibernation. . .except when you wake up to your ex as your new background. That’s just funny.
If you’re not drunk right now, you answered incorrectly go back and try again. If there isn’t orange, spicy residue on your fingertips you also are in the wrong place. BUT if you fulfill both of those requirements, you lucky duck. You are the most wylin out single girl in the crew. You might be in your young professional stage already, but that does not stop you from requesting Akon everywhere you go, drinking until 630 a.m. and going to work wasted or making it snow all year. If you’re not sleeping at odd hours or thriving during a hangover at work, you’re probably crying or getting pissed off at something… but at least you’re a damn good time before hand.
omg ILY (ill-e) !!! and welcome to the bougie bitch club!!! You are probably on the phone with Jimmy John’s right now. Most likely bitching because they banned you… but you swear you didn’t mean to pass out after ordering for the 5th time in a row. If you aren’t doing that then you’re watching Hamilton or throwing up off the side of scooters. It’s hard going to work when you’re hungover especially when work is anywhere besides Chi Phi. Jews rock and so do you.
You are cute, smart and most importantly NICE! lol totally kidding. You are a tiny bundle of joy that can turn into a natural disaster at one too many vodka sodas. You might count your drinks every time you go out, but step foot in Robert’s and set your sights on a big four guy and all bets are off. You’re a spoiled - not pampered - skinny girl that will talk about nipple piercing at 6am to get hookups to leave faster. Basically, you’re the opposite of a sour patch kid. You’re sweet, then you’re sour, then you refuse to leave.
A perfect face of makeup and a shiny ring on your finger is the perfect storm for a queen. . . queen B that is. You spend hours putting on makeup, but struggle to stay out past 1030 pm before crawling into bed and getting your fiancé to feed and declothe you. The only tragedy in your life has been the demolition of Los Pos and your best talent is that you can transform into an angry black woman in the blink of an eye.