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Which Atlantic "Straight" Boy Are You?

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  1. 1. Pick an artist.

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    Drake
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    Flatbush Zombies
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    Chance the Rapper
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    Fetty Wap
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    The Grateful Dead
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    Kanye West
  2. 2. What is your favorite thing to do in your spare time?

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    Working on harmonies for my all-male a cappella group Mass Transit
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    P-O-R-N
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    Light up
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    WRESTLING!!!!!!
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    Drinking milk with Casey Landman
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    Quidditch
  3. 3. Choose an Instagram caption.

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    "Wrinkles are just deep canals for my tears."
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    "It's cloudy outside, but it's flexible inside."
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    "#dogs #funny #meth #labs #breakingbad #tbt #hilarious"
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    "testosterone"
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    "Really enjoyed the Lana del Rey concert!!!"
  4. 4. What is something you would most likely do to Caitlin Dullahan-Bates if given the chance?

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    Jerk off her forearm.
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    Trick her into thinking a Poland Spring bottle filled with Vodka is actually water.
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    Put her in handcuffs.
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    Slap her in the face.
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    Hide in her closet.
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    Idk...give her a hug? She seems like she could use a hug.
  5. 5. PICK A DRAKE.

    What would sad Drake do?

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  6. 6. Which classic line from Sex and the City do you most identify with?

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    "Well, fuck you! Exclamation point!"
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    "Sexy is what I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality."
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    "Shit motherfucker fuck shit."
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    "I'd like a cheeseburger, large fries, and a Cosmopolitan."
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    "I'm dating a guy that has the funkiest tasting spunk."
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    "The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous."
  7. 7. Which Gilmore Girls heartthrob would you love to bone?

    "I'm attracted to pie. It doesn't mean I feel the need to date pie."

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    Logan
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    Jess
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    Dean
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    Luke
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    Christopher
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    Zack
  8. 8. IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT & YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET LIIIITTTT WITH THE BOIZ. What do you drink?

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    Spiked vegan protein shake
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    Bud light
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    Breast milk
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    Liquid Weed
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    Fireball
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    Monster
  9. 9. Which Alan Kaufman line are you?

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    *vomiting noises*
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    *craddling a bottle of Tabasco sauce*
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    "GODDAMNIT, HENRY! I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT!"
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    "[We are never going to drink alcohol again] and neither should you!" *winks, points at camera*
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    "Jake get the girls, Henry get the alcohol."
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    "Why does Jake get the girls?!?"
  10. 10. Which phrase have you most likely uttered within the past 24 hours?

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    Fuuuuuuuuck
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    Dicks out for Harambe!
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    FACTS
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    Yeah boiiiii!
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    But is it tho?
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    Jawn
  11. 11. You're being shipped off to a deserted island and you can only bring one hot girl with you. Who's it gonna be?

    "WILSON!"

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    Libby Hatfield
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    FKA Twigs
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    Pikachu
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    Casey Landman
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    Weed
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    Margot Robbie
  12. 12. What can you not leave the house without?

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    Penny board
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    A joint
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    Red Beats
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    Adidas sweatpants
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    Stuffed Pikachu
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    Vegan cookbook
  13. 13. Pick the most sensual part of Ken Bone.

    #bonezone

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    His eyes.
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    His lips.
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    His red sweater.
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    His microphone.
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    His hands.
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    His bald head.
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