Why Special Agent Dale Cooper Is The Perfect Man

Dale Cooper is an FBI Agent from the television show Twin Peaks. Dale Cooper is also the perfect man. Be more like Dale Cooper.

1. He's an optimist.

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Even in the midst of the investigation of Laura Palmer's murder, Coop still remains his normal, radiant self.

2. He respected Denise's preferred pronouns and name.

This one really shouldn't be a big deal seeing as everyone should already have this kind of respect, but 1991 was a long time ago, and Cooper accepted her right away.

3. He appreciates the simple things in life.

"Agent Cooper loves coffee." It's true. Dale Cooper's favorite things include: coffee, pie, and donuts.

4. He doesn't take advantage of people.

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When Audrey was upset, she went to Cooper's room and waited for him in his bed. Rather than shoot his shot when she was vulnerable, he was a good friend and let Audrey vent her problems.

5. He's pretty.

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Listen to Audrey. Audrey knows the deal.

6. He's full of useful general knowledge.

"That righthand slant in your handwriting indicates a romantic nature. A heart that yearns. Be careful." Who would've known?!

7. He's played by Kyle MacLachlan, AKA an angel walking among us.

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Kyle MacLachlan is one of the good guys -- maybe the good guy. To love an amazing character who is played by an amazing actor is a blessing.

8. All in all, Special Agent Dale Cooper is the perfect man, and we should all aspire to be as perfect as he is.

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