Let's start with a sphinx in a fur coat. This exotic feline bares a striking resemblance to the beautiful FLOTUS, and she'll need a trusted friend and companion. And a cat wearing a fur coat is TREMENDOUS.
A private island retreat. "Melania Isle," if you will.
Something for the new White House "Glam Room." Crystal chandeliers, precious marble from Italy, gilded mirrors, whathaveyou ...
Nightstand decoration with an "alternative" spin ... (C/o of Kellyanne Conway's suggested reading list.)
Every kitty's home is her "scratching castle," but it might be nice to buy Sphinxey a special one.
This $28,000 golden peacock figurine from Neiman Marcus. Perfect for the White House lawn!
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