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Which Firendze Weasel Are You?

How would your friends best describe you?

if you were in a frat, which one would you be in?

How would your friends describe your sex life?

what's something you can't live without??

You got crumbs!! You often find yourself disappearing from da club after shot #7, speaking belligerent tongues, or making wise cracks at your friends! you only fuck with vodka and you're so creature looking that not even the italian sewer rats would touch you at babylon

Caden Mika

you got scary mary!! you love getting rowdy monday-friday and showing up to quizzes belligerently intoxicated. when you don't smell like a liquor cabinet, you're often found rotting in ur bed watching netflix or day drinking with the entire population of boulder bc you know all of them!

Maddy Choate

you got mom! you're responsible af but can hit a mean ass twerk when you want to at yab. you've had your fair shair of italian makeout seshes but can rally like a motherfucker after a shitty shot (i.e. first pregame/"first shot") you're loved by all and don't give a shit what anyone thinks. you put the weasels on your back.

Jill Hissick

You got Peg-legged Peggy! you're funny as fuck and easily hit 1023053250 decibles anytime you laugh. you're prone to injury when it comes to miniature trampolines but by damn if anyone doubts your ability to get that face down ass up when any 2000's hip hop song comes on. when not ripping bongs and rotting on pleasant, you can be found molesting caden on the day to day

Brianna Buffo

you got icky vicky! you go harder than any one of your friends and get a drunk face after shot 6 that no one can not recognize. when you're not on your cig break, you can be found rapping ingeniously the lyrics to look at me now or siling up to your italian boyf, or possibly listening to the red hot chili peppers. and dont forget day drinking.

Victoria Schelkun

you got g-string G! holy fuck do you know how to work a pole! your dancing skills proved you worthy amongst the finest specimen of the prague bar crawl. when you're not rotting at phi tau, you can be found at half fast slugging strongo's or hittin the nae nae at the walrus.

Gianna Cohen

You got, Bugsby! You're easily the most lovable friend and the QUEEN of makeout seshes with stranger. there's some sort of chemical reaction in your brain that when you drink shot #3 you are on full prowl to find a makeout (or ders). when not scratching your arms from bed bugs, you can be found drinking pinot grig with ur friends and flashing ur tits to rando boys. looks like you're the craziest of the bunch when you don't even try to be.

Lindsay Hoffman

You got spunce! When you're not being a lame boulder fuck you can be found always prompting the waiter to deliver the check via ASL, sticking your tongue out and hittin the quan at babylon, ordering shitty drinks at power hour, or brewing some fresh zolo coffee that can revive any hangover. you also find yourself numerically challenged when it comes to speed limits, but you're a proven international drug smuggler.

Spencer Terzolo

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Which Firendze Weasel Are You?

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