16 Reasons I Strongly Dislike Boruto From "Naruto"

Naruto's son is a disappointment to all of us.

1. He’s not a good ninja

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Ninjas are masked assassins. Does Boruto seem like a masked assassin to you? I think not.

2. He’s got lame powers, even outside of the ninja thing

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I don’t even know what Boruto’s powers are, and if I did know, I’d forget them immediately. That’s how bad they are.

3. He’s got a bad attitude

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Boruto seems whiny, because he is whiny. And no one likes a whiner.

4. His haircut is tacky

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Hair is only shaped like that when you haven’t showered in a while or if you’re putting gunk in it.

5. His clothes are tacky

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What do Boruto and the Met Gala have in common? Bad taste in clothes.

6. He overly-benefits from nepotism

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The only reason why Boruto has his own manga/anime series is because of his dad.

7. There are cooler ninjas around

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You ever hear of Kage-maru from the Virtua Fighter series? I bet you haven’t, because Boruto keeps hogging the spotlight. Which completely defeats the purpose of being a ninja.

8. He’s got bad friends

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Imagine if most of your friends were the kids of your dad’s friends. How lame would that be? Well, for starters, you’d be as lame as Boruto.

9. He’s got bad nemeses

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Batman has the Joker. Goku has Frieza. Ichigo has Aizen. Who does Boruto have as a nemesis? Pale people?

10. He’s got a bad voice

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He sounds like a child. An angry and insolent child. A child should not be that arrogant.

11. He’s too short

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Sorry to all the short kings out there, but Boruto’s not one of them. He is small and unpleasant, like a goblin eating your socks.

12. He’s too physically weak

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If you put Boruto in a sumo tournament, he’d be squashed like a bug. I can’t respect someone like that.

13. He’s too young

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Anime likes having kids and teens as protagonists. But that doesn’t make it always okay, especially for a child as unpleasant as Boruto.

14. He probably smells

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I’ve never seen Boruto go to the dentist or take a bath. He probably smells like bad laundry.

15. He probably has a bad diet

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The way Boruto’s eyes and skin look are indicative of someone who eats nothing but junk food and Halloween candy.

16. Naruto is terrible too

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This whole family is terrible. I shouldn’t have to explain this.

Warn everyone else you know about how terrible Boruto is. Spread the word.