Paid PostPosted on Feb 11, 201612 Australian Mashups That Would Be LegendaryThings are about to get weird.by Bundaberg RumBrand PublisherFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. A ute tray that doubles as a pool. Shutterstock / Alan Levine (CC BY 2.0) / Via Flickr: cogdog No pool? No problem. With a pool ute you could take swimming with you everywhere you go! 2. This meat pie topped with smashed avo: Shutterstock Move over mushy peas, there's a new pile of squishy green stuff in town. 3. The crocowarry. Cool, but deadly. But cool. Thinkstock Whatever you do, DON'T. MAKE. EYE CONTACT. 4. Three words: flannelette budgie smugglers. Thinkstock Then you could ocean-swim year-round! (Without worrying about shrinkage.) 5. The freedom of thongs combined with the blissful feel of grass. Kusa Shoes / Via kusashoes.com Oh wait – this one ACTUALLY exists. Treat yourself to that new-grass feeling here. 6. An '80s mullet meets hipster man bun. Shutterstock The man bun trend's been done to death, so it's time you started your own. We call this "The Bullet", and you're welcome. 7. If cork hats came with your favourite chocolate biscuits. Thinkstock / Shutterstock Days in the sun would be so much better. As long as you eat them before they melt. 8. Or if you could combine the convenience of a banana with the unbeatable taste of mango. Shutterstock You could eat through a whole banango with ONE hand! No seed? Yes please. 9. Imagine stadium chairs with inbuilt stubby holders. Shutterstock You'd never have to drink a warm beverage again. (This should be implemented in sporting grounds around the country IMMEDIATELY.) 10. An extreme iced coffee piled with lamingtons and pav. Shutterstock Take your midmorning break the next level with this Aussie freakshake. 11. The sharkangaroo. Taking terrifying to a whole new level. Thinkstock Shall we change the coat of arms? 12. Or this brown snake spider which is all of your phobias: Shutterstock If this ever happens, we should probably just give up tbh. Take this survey. It's almost like taking a quiz!