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12 Australian Mashups That Would Be Legendary

Things are about to get weird.

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1. A ute tray that doubles as a pool.

No pool? No problem. With a pool ute you could take swimming with you everywhere you go!
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No pool? No problem. With a pool ute you could take swimming with you everywhere you go!

2. This meat pie topped with smashed avo:

Move over mushy peas, there's a new pile of squishy green stuff in town.
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Move over mushy peas, there's a new pile of squishy green stuff in town.

3. The crocowarry. Cool, but deadly. But cool.

Whatever you do, DON'T. MAKE. EYE CONTACT.
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Whatever you do, DON'T. MAKE. EYE CONTACT.

4. Three words: flannelette budgie smugglers.

Then you could ocean-swim year-round! (Without worrying about shrinkage.)
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Then you could ocean-swim year-round! (Without worrying about shrinkage.)

5. The freedom of thongs combined with the blissful feel of grass.

Oh wait – this one ACTUALLY exists. Treat yourself to that new-grass feeling here.
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Oh wait – this one ACTUALLY exists. Treat yourself to that new-grass feeling here.

6. An '80s mullet meets hipster man bun.

The man bun trend's been done to death, so it's time you started your own. We call this "The Bullet", and you're welcome.
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The man bun trend's been done to death, so it's time you started your own. We call this "The Bullet", and you're welcome.

7. If cork hats came with your favourite chocolate biscuits.

Days in the sun would be so much better. As long as you eat them before they melt.
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Days in the sun would be so much better. As long as you eat them before they melt.

8. Or if you could combine the convenience of a banana with the unbeatable taste of mango.

You could eat through a whole banango with ONE hand! No seed? Yes please.
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You could eat through a whole banango with ONE hand! No seed? Yes please.

9. Imagine stadium chairs with inbuilt stubby holders.

You'd never have to drink a warm beverage again. (This should be implemented in sporting grounds around the country IMMEDIATELY.)
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You'd never have to drink a warm beverage again. (This should be implemented in sporting grounds around the country IMMEDIATELY.)

10. An extreme iced coffee piled with lamingtons and pav.

Take your midmorning break the next level with this Aussie freakshake.
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Take your midmorning break the next level with this Aussie freakshake.

11. The sharkangaroo. Taking terrifying to a whole new level.

Shall we change the coat of arms?
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Shall we change the coat of arms?

12. Or this brown snake spider which is all of your phobias:

If this ever happens, we should probably just give up tbh.
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If this ever happens, we should probably just give up tbh.

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