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    24 Things That Are Normal In France But Seem Super Weird To Everyone Else

    Gird your loins for cheese and bureaucracy.

    1. Wherever you are, you'll have no problem finding a pharmacy nearby...

    2. But a lot of businesses are closed on Sundays.

    3. If you're driving, be prepared for a lot of roundabouts.

    4. ...And speed bumps.

    5. Snack time looks like this...

    6. Counting will look something like this...

    7. And saying hello will look something like this...

    8. But the actual number of cheek kisses you give will depend...

    9. And "dessert" at the end of a meal looks like this:

    10. Also, your favorite movies might seem a little different...

    11. And you'll need more than Google Translate to figure out a few common expressions...

    12. But if you really want to fit in, just buy a baguette.

    13. And feel free to start nibbling off the tip on your way home, for added authenticity.

    14. If you're listening to the radio, you'll start noticing a lot of the same French songs...

    15. And much of the TV shows just involve a lot of people yelling at each other.

    16. And if you see people drinking coffee out of bowls, don't flip out.

    17. You'll also notice a lot of rooster imagery in general...

    18. If you're in town for July 14, get ready for an impressive military parade.

    19. You'll notice people punctuating their phrases with sounds like "beeeh," "baaaah," and "beeeen."

    20. And if you end up having to deal with the French bureaucracy? Good luck.

    This post was translated from French.