I substitute teach for Chicago public schools.
I perform stand-up comedy.
I have been a Cubs fan since I was a chubby 7 year old with a mullet getting made fun of by Brave's fans in Charlotte, NC.
I have wrestled a bear, and met Ric Flair.
I am ...
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